That WOULD be funny, though I'm not sure it would make my ticket price go down.

Funny story, many years ago, my little old Grandmother once got a ticket for rolling a stop sign on Christmas eve. When she protested because it was Christmas eve, and the officer said he still had to do his job, she said, "I hope Santa Clause shits in your stocking!"
Humour aside, my real point was that being courteous and respectful costs nothing, and I wish more drivers realized that. Some days, I just wanna drive slow and take in the scenery. When I do, I PULL OVER for vehicles approaching from the rear and let them pass, rather than expecting them to go the speed I'VE chosen for them.
It costs me nothing, and is just the right, courteous thing to do.
Conversely, this rule does not apply in urban settings or interstates. That rule is go with the flow of traffic. Anything else is righteous selfishness.