Man, I'm old...
- 1985 Ford Ranger Pickup, otherwise known as the deathtrap. Used. Grandfather donation. Brakes went out on my twice in one year. Always wanted a truck. Got one and hated it. Sold it.
- 1988 Ford Probe, otherwise known as the butt plug. Donor from an uncle after the Ranger tired to kill me. Sold it.
- 1996 Honda Accord - Lovely car. Stick 4cyl. Leased. No nickname given to this one.
- 1998 Nissan Pathfinder - OK. Wish I still had this one. Truck frame, V6, functional 4WD, always worked. Sadly, leased and gave it back.
- 2001 Infinity QX4 - Stepping up the Pathfinder to leather seats. She was a beaut, but the styling was always off for me. Another lease that got sent back
- 2005 Land Rover LR3 - "Lumpy" This was a bad vehicle. If I owned it long enough, I would have replaced every part on this thing. Blown head gaskets, brake failures (locking up at 80mph), suspension failures, brakes replaced every 10K, on and on. This thing was a turd, but it was also the very first model year of LR3s and still had bad Ford engineering.
- 2009 Land Rover LR4 - Last of the V8 Land Rovers, I believe. Should have kept this one. Reliable, good driver, no issues for 70,000 miles. Somewhat shocking. Got a great deal on it because the dealership knew me by name at the service counter. Swore it would be a good one, and it was. Traded in...
- 2012 LR Discovery (5) - V6, but more car like than the LR. Still have it. 60,000 miles and the kid now gets it because I can only trade it in for about $20,000.
- 2024 Toyota Land Cruiser - Tank, as she's known. TBD.